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The Ultimate Guide to Sorted Gifts for Your Beloved Toon Army
If you’re a proper Geordie, chances are you’ve left your gift shopping till the last minute. No worries, pet! We’ve got your back with some mint ideas that will have your loved ones buzzing like a bumblebee on Byker Bridge.
Buzzing Presents That Will Make Their Eyes Pop Out Like Stotties in Greggs’ Window
First up, how about treating them to an experience they won’t forget? Get them tickets to watch our beloved Magpies at St James’ Park or take them on a tour of our iconic Tyne Bridge. They’ll be over the moon and shouting “Howay!” louder than Bigg Market on a Saturday night.
If experiences aren’t their thing, why not go for something more tangible? A proper Geordie lad or lass loves their pints, so get them a selection of local craft beers from Wylam Brewery or Anarchy Brew Co. They’ll be chuffed as nuts when they crack open one of these bad boys!
For those who appreciate finer things in life (and by that we mean food), treat them to a hamper filled with regional delicacies like stottie cakes, pease pudding, and Newcastle Brown Ale-infused cheese. It’s guaranteed to make their taste buds dance like Cheryl Cole in her Girls Aloud days.
Show Some Love with Unique Gifts Straight Outta Wor Local Shops
If you want something truly unique and special, head down to Grainger Market or Eldon Square where you’ll find loads of independent shops selling Geordie-themed gifts. From Newcastle United scarves to “Howay the Lads” mugs, you’ll be spoilt for choice.
And let’s not forget about our beloved Geordie dialect! Get them a copy of “Geordie Dictionary: How to Speak Like a Proper Toonser” and watch their faces light up like the Angel of the North at sunset. They’ll be reet chuffed to learn some proper Geordie phrases!
Conclusion
In conclusion, if you’ve left your gift shopping till the last minute, don’t panic! With these cracking ideas tailored for us proud Geordies, you’re bound to find something that will make your loved ones feel as warm and fuzzy as they do after a night out on the Quayside. So get yourself down to wor local shops and show ’em how much you care!
